







2 bedroom house
Lounge.....including high tech cathode ray TV (almost antique)
The kitchen sink........I would like to say it is basic but clean, but the clean part may be an exaggeration
Steps to garden - looks like this but less loose block work and more weeds.
There is a patio area and some dodgy plastic furniture - or just use table/chairs from the kitchen.


Stairs to rear terrace
Stairs and entrance to study
Another working loo!
All mod cons!
Shower with hot & cold water! Wooo!
Almost matching bathroom suit.....
Treat me gently and I flush



Front door & garage entrance
Parking in garage and/or in front of garge so 2 spaces plus plenty of on street free parking
SMEG gas hob - all 4 rings work. Oven (electric) has missing buttons & symbols (so I must have cleaned it a at some point) but works well if you can figure out the remaining hieroglyphs.
Think of it like indoor camping and you can't go too far wrong.......
Sleeps 5 -Two bedrooms - 1 double, 1 triple. Could put single bed in study if you need 3 bedrooms.




Basic cooking utensils in varying states of decay, crockery (chipped) and cutlery are provided. Oh, and fridge doesn't work but basement is cool. And for those under the age of 30 I mean that in the literal sense.


My house